How to make whipped cream when the power goes out

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw) 01/23/2017 at 01:22 • Filed to: Dadlyfe

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Step 1: Turn on LED penlight that’s already always on your person and casually walk out to garage with beer in hand.

Step 2: retrieve power drill, making sure to blow off wood chips from last project.

Step 3: save the mothereffin’ day, pie for everyone.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 01:28

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You could used bowl & whisk. Thats how you build strong arm.

For Sweden > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/23/2017 at 01:29

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And we could walk everywhere, but we still use Miatas

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > For Sweden 01/23/2017 at 01:30

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I would walk 500 miles, before I sit in or drive a miata.

RallyWrench > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/23/2017 at 01:41

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Constantly wrestling our children does that anyway, we’ll take any advantage we can get. Also dad here needs to prove himself useful once in awhile.

Jobjoris > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 05:08

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You...

MacGyver you!

May I suggest an addition for your personal equipment?

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 05:26

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If the ladies don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

random001 > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 01/23/2017 at 07:40

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This is the only reason I was able to land a girl and get married, I think.

shop-teacher > random001 01/23/2017 at 09:40

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Right there with you. Not long after we started dating, my wife was on the way to my place when she had a tire blowout. She called me to tell me she wasn’t going to come over, because of the blowout. I cannot begin to describe the shock in her voice when I told her I was on the way to come change the tire.

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 09:40

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Nicely done!

RallyWrench > Jobjoris 01/23/2017 at 10:13

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Haha, I’ll take that compliment! I have more than one headlight for camping and other stuff, but I usually have an LED penlight in my pocket, a habit from work.

RallyWrench > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 01/23/2017 at 10:13

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I am proof that this strategy works.

random001 > shop-teacher 01/23/2017 at 10:51

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Nice!

shop-teacher > random001 01/23/2017 at 11:03

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Thanks :)

She actually brought it up recently, as the moment she learned that not every guy was a worthless douche.

RallyWrench > shop-teacher 01/23/2017 at 12:08

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A man can do amazing things when there’s pie on the line!

CaptDale - is secretly British > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 12:12

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Very nice of you. Love your apron too. ;)

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 12:27

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Funny how that works :)

PIE!

RallyWrench > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/23/2017 at 12:28

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Haha, that’s not me, I just provided the tools. I can’t make pie for shit.

CaptDale - is secretly British > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 12:37

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Totally read “I can’t make a pile of shit” and I was going to recommend seeing a doctor about that, but then I read it again....

You can’t bake? For shame!!

RallyWrench > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/23/2017 at 13:04

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Define “bake.”

CaptDale - is secretly British > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 13:39

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For the rest of the world:

bake

bk/Submit

verb

1. cook (food) by dry heat without direct exposure to a flame, typically in an oven or on a hot surface.

For people where you live:

bake

bk/Submit

1. To smoke weed in a closed area.

2. To get high from smoking weed

RallyWrench > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/23/2017 at 14:08

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Hey, I made a cake... once. It was for my wife’s birthday a couple of years ago, and it was ugly. In junior high home ec, when we were supposed to make 24 cookies, we just made one big one. That about sums up the food side of my baking career.

CaptDale - is secretly British > RallyWrench 01/23/2017 at 14:18

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So very sad sir. I shall have to bake you something.